'ello blazers NFKRZ here
how you guys doing today
today i'm bringing back the russian memes
today guys we're going to be looking in to russian territory of youtube once again today
and were going to be looking at a new genre that emerged recently on youtube
a new genre called experiment videos
and god dammit this light is definitely fucking flickering but
you know guys guys we have a choice
we have a choice between the purple-faced NFKRZ
or the flickering NFKRZ and
i choose flickering NFKRZ
anyway yeah today i want to take a look at a new genre of videos that
emerged recently called you know "scientific experiment"
and experiment videos on youtube and also look at some russian
examples of such videos and just describe why this shit is just
the most depressing stuff ever
and i don't understand why this shit gets views and so many likes and so many views
so basically the way i noticed this kind of trend going in youtube right now is because
there's this Russian YouTuber that's getting very very big right now
that almost every Youtuber i subscribe (russian youtuber) that i subscribe to
fucking is roasting right now because
the content of this guy, it's quite shit
so the channel that im talking about right now
this channel, the Russian Youtuber that is fucking blowing up like crazy right now
because of this experiment scientific experiment videos is called "Mamix"
and this guy
it's fair to say that he's fucking, he's fucking killing it okay
because last month he got over four hundred thousand new subscribers which is
almost as i have right now
which is pretty sad
and also he's gotten almost seventy-eight million views in the last month so
that's pretty considerable
this guy's channel growth is pretty much like leafy's channel growth
before leafy's channel fucking died
i mean leafys views are pretty much on the same point as pyrocynical's views at this point and
if leafy as fallen so far to get pyrocynicals views it's quite sad
but who am I to fucking talk im not even getting as much a pyrocynical is getting so
my life is absolute garbage and i should just shut up right now
anyway I know what you guys might say you might say
"ohhh NFKRZ your'e nitpicking too much on this guy" you know
"this guy kind of looks like a nice guy" but you know what
dont judge a book by its cover because this guy
he's pretty bad
and just the way he makes his videos and the way he reuploads
the same fucking video two times without anybody noticing for some reason
is quite fucking scummy
so for example on October nineteenth this guy uploaded a video called
"How may lemons do you need to charge a mobile phone?"
i mean i do not know how the fuck this guy came to an idea that
you can charge a fucking phone with lemons
i mean it's Russia, what do you got to say you know
maybe this retard's next time when he's going to film a video will be about
how to charge you phone with a a fucking vodka bottle
so just straight up before the video even starting
the experiment even starts you can already
make an assumption that it's not going to fucking work alright
because he says "oh guys this is all bullshit"
"this experiment is not even going to happen"
this shit honestly reminds me of you know all of those
kind of how to stop the train in gta five videos emerging recently
you know because gta five channels they're literally so fucking dead like LispyJimmy,
and all that kind of people
"oh guys lets put some fucking object from gta five or some fucking pedestrians
from gta five in front of a train"
you know there's a train in gta five that never fucking stops anyway
and these guys just keep fucking making ten minute one second long videos
about fucking stopping this train even though they know
it's not going to stop
and they act so surprised if it doesn't stop
gta five youtuber: what? that's actually crazy
gta five youtuber: that is actually crazy guys
and this guy is doing basically the same thing here
so yeah guys that's the fucking idea of this entire channel
this guy tries to do a scientific experiment all the time
that's not even the only time this happens
this is not the first time he fails an experiment and does the video again the next day
about the same exact shit
it happens on his channel over and over and over again
whenever he uploads a video that's a fucking experiment
it always fucking fails
and he makes the exact same fucking video the next day
but what if i told you that i believe he makes them in the same day
and uploads the second part of the video
as a separate video to get more youtube revenue?
holy shit!
yes this is totally what I believe is fucking happening here
i mean this guy is saying that
"oh I don't have the right equipment yet"
"I don't have enough lemons to do this experiment"
but I'm sure he's got the fucking equipment and he's got the lemons laying
behind him right now
and he's just shooting this first part of the video to upload
today and then he's just going to grab those lemons
grab that fucking equiptment
and you know record that second part of the video
and upload that same shit tomorrow
then he fucking asks for likes saying
"if this gets one hundred thousand likes I'm gonna upload a part two tomorrow" right
and gets four hundred thousand fucking likes which is
absolutely fucking ridiculous right
I don't know why this kind of video would get that many likes
and guess what guys exactly the next day
October twentieth of 2016 this guy uploads a video called
"How many lemons to you need to charge a phone- part two"
and gets pretty much two million views as well on it
I mean guys, it's fucking obvious to see that
these videos, both of these videos about "lemons charging a phone"
were filmed in the exact same fucking day because
I don't know if his subscribers don't see that
if they're like completely fucking mentally retarded or that
they are all like eight years old or something but
this guy literally has the exact same fucking clothing
the exact same t-shirt
the exact same hoodie, the exact same hairdo
the exact same fucking background, the exact same lighting
fucking everything
in the next video he's going to upload tomorrow right
because obviously if this guy actually went to the store
bought some more lemons and bought some new equipment
he's probably going to look a bit different right
maybe he actually changed his fucking clothing
if he actually fucking cares about his fucking personal hygiene right
which NFKRZ doesn't care about obviously
so yeah guys it's just fucking unbelievable right
guess what?
in the second video he actually doesn't succeed in
doing the experiment anyway
oh my god how fucking bizzare
I didn't expect that this guy actually was not going to succeed
I mean
he has two point seven million subscribers dude
he must be a fucking genius
the Einstien of the fucking twenty-first century
so yeah I mean it's straight up obvious that this guy
knew that this experiment was not going to fucking work
it's just fucking retarded
I don't know why people watch this
so yeah guys I guess this is how you fucking want to grow on youtube in 2016
first thing you do is go grab some stupid fucking idea from russian
ВКонтакте (VK) the fucking Russian copy of Facebook
you grab some fucking stupid idea from here or some fucking stupid "urban legend"
about fucking lemons being able to charge your phone
I mean there is a little bit of truth to this experiment because lemons actually
do produce a little bit of voltage but it's
you need like fucking fifty billion of them to charge your phone
its ridiculous
second step is you gather up a bunch of shit, a bunch of equipment
you try to perform an experiment and you say
"oooh guys this was unsuccessful" right
"please give me five fucking billion likes I'm going to upload a part two tomorrow"
then step three after you got that recorded make the fucking part two
record it in the exact same day
just add more fucking lemons add more shit to it
and you probably already know that it's not going to fucking work
but do it anyway
and upload it as a separate video to get more youtube revenue
in summary getting more than four million fucking views
this is Youtube 2016 everybody
mind you Russian Youtube 2016 everybody
Russia has become a country of fucking pussies
not even to mention this guy's personality is the most fucking generic thing ever
he's just white boy #73586
white Russian boy at that
and I'm a white Russian boy as well but I guess
nigga I got a kick to me alright
I got some edgyness
I got some of that meme shit
I got some of that Russian heritage shit but
but this guy
he's just fucking boring
he's even more boring than John fucking Scarce
because Scarce reports on news and doesn't add anything to it
this guy just fails at fucking experiments over and over again
he's fucking boring he doesn't add any funny commentary over it
it's not even educational either
it's not like Vsauce in any way
and yes this guy gets over four hundred thousand subscribers in one month
I don't know what's wrong with Russia honestly
not to even mention that the amount of times this guy says the word experiment in his videos
is fucking ridiculous
and it gives me a headache
stop!
like Jesus Christ can you stop
I'm going to be hearing this guy say experiment in my fucking sleep right now
here's another example of how this guy runs his channel
he's basically making a video "Three new experiments with Coca-Cola"
he makes three new experiments, but two of
them actually succeeded
and they are pretty shit honestly
there's nothing interesting to them
like this shit is fucking boring
I'd rather drink some cola and get some diabetes, which is probably more fun
then watch this shit
and then the third experiment in this video he "fails" once again
probably deliberately of course and then he says
"yeah guys lets get fucking one million likes I'm going to make a part two tomorrow"
and guess what? again he uploads a video
he stands in the exact same spot, exact same time of day
exact same clothing and
performs the experiment again like
it's fucking obvious to any retard at this point
it should be obvious that this guy records one fucking video
and then splits it up into two halves to get more youtube revenue
it's fucking ridiculous
it's like if I'm making this commentary video for example and I'm
like "alright guys this was the first half of this commentary video"
"I didn't succeed in roasting this guy too much in this video so please give me twenty thousand likes"
"and tomorrow I'm going to upload a part two in which I'm going to finally destroy this guy"
"and roast him properly hopefully"
"please smash like guys"
like this guy is a fucking genius honestly
like I wish I could just film one video and split it into two halves
and upload it and get fucking over two million views on each one of them and just
be a fucking millionare
like this guy is living the fucking dream
so yeah guys what can I say Russian YouTubers are getting at it
uh damn daniel back at it again
with the shitty content
Russian youtube is just not improving
it's just full of complete fucking garbage
and shit like this with people literally reuploading the same video two fucking times and
splitting the video in two halves to just
make more youtube revenue
is getting fucking popular as shit
and that's why my life is worhtless
and I'm honestly losing any will and any motivation to continue
making videos on this website when
this shit is getting popular
so depressing
yeah it's just easy as fuck to just manipulate and scam people nowadays
especially if your fucking channel demographic is probably you know
five or six years old
people who haven't even fucking finished elementary school
it's quite sad
anyway guys thank you so much for watching this video
if you did enjoy it please make sure to
slap the motherfucking like on this video
"if we get twenty thousand likes tomorrow, I'm going to roast his guy again"
definitely part two of this video coming tomorrow definitely guys
uh see you in the next one
peace